Did you hear I made national news
Made a pacifist pick a fight
80 degrees and the AC’s busted
KDOC on a Saturday night
Go on and let em all in at once
They’ll be ready to riot once the cameras roll
Show these freaks what it means to be weak
Get em good and angry till the heart is full
can you hear em call my name
And turn it into a battle cry
If you want in on the action, kid
Dial the number if you wanna know why
714-999-5000
David Duke’s in the back there sweating
Hot seat’s waiting there like a trap
Send him and all my enemies out on a rail,
Put KDOC on the map
Security you better get out here quick
Get these liberal freaks here off my set
Make way for the whores and the Satanists
Killing America every chance they get
Tonight let’s make some national news
Leave em out there just wanting more
On KDOC Channel 56
Make saturday night a forever war
Whatever happens at the end of this
Morton Downey Jr’s gettin’ an earful
next thing you know they’ll take our freedom of speech
The freedom to be goddamned awful
Can you hear em call my name
Goddamn it brings a tear to my eye
If you want in on the action
Just dial the number and open wide.
Should I ever get too old for this
what if that day never ever comes
Keep the cameras rolling kid
Let the footage roll a hundred miles long
Go and hand me my stetson hat
The one I got back in Corpus Christi
Get on the horn let the folks know we’re
Turning huntington park into music city
Get buck owens on the phone, tell him
we’re selling cars with a country show
Tell him to rally all the Buckaroos
Go grab the banner from the lot
Go and get yourself dolled up and
Meet me in the ballroom
Huntington Park ballroom
Will I ever get too old for this
what if that day never ever comes
Keep the cameras rolling kid
Let the footage roll a hundred years long
You can watch me wingwalk against the wind
Strap me to a plane and let it soar
You know I’d do almost anything
Anything to see you out of here in this Ford
Come on down you can meet my dog
An elephant and a tiger too
Here at Worthington Ford
We’ve got the Long Beach Zoo
Banner waving on the lot
Reminding you of the first car you bought
When you met me in the ballroom
Huntington Park ballroom
Where Bellflower Blvd. meets the 405
Here at Worthington Ford, we’re making deals till midnight
You should’ve seen it years ago
We sold some cars with a country show
We even had Buck Owens
And all the Buckaroos
And all you had to do was trust your pal
Meet him down at the Corral
Meet me in the ballroom
All you had to do trust your pal
All you had to do was go see Cal
Meet me in the ballroom
Huntington Park ballroom
Meet me in the ballroom
Oh sweet chariot
Hurling in the sky
Shining like a diamond
Burning like a demon’s eyes
Make sure you have money
Our bus home has arrived
Today’s the date we graduate
Cmon everyone, we’ll be just fine
Go on and get ready
Get those decades on your feet
Go and eat your supper
It’s almost complete
Oh I’m almost home, dear
My Bonnie in the sky
Today’s the day we graduate
C'mon everyone, we’ll be just fine
CHORUS
Go and get the camera
We can’t hold the gate
Go and shoot your video
Before it’s too late
Go say your goodbyes, kids
It’s our time to shine
Today’s the day we graduate,
C'mon everyone we’ll be just fine
Go and press record, kid
Make it short and sweet
Off to see the father
It’s almost complete
Go say your goodbyes kids,
Turn our bodies into light
Today’s the day we graduate
Come on everyone, we'll be alright
Oh sweet chariot
Hurling in the sky
Shining like a diamond
Burning like a demon’s eyes…
Go and get the camera
We can’t hold the gate
Go and shoot your video
Before it’s too late
Oh sweet chariot
Hurling in the sky
Shining like a diamond
Burning like my Bonnie’s eyes
Make sure you have money
Our bus home has arrived
Today’s the day we graduate,
C'mon everyone we’ll be just fine
He looked like hell
He would’ve been so pleased
Jockstrap and a leather jacket
His body like a rotten peach
Left him a bottle in his casket there
With all his personal effects
We’ll probably take it back to drink to him
Leave him with the rest
The funeral director in the back with his head down
This is how we grieve and you really can’t stop it now
He looked like hell that’s exactly what he was
He was jesus Christ without the Christ Jesus
Everyone gather round the corpse, ready to strike a pose
Cameras everywhere, the whole bands here
This’ll be the album’s back cover photo
How we disrespected his body
He would’ve been so proud
This is how we grieve and you just can’t stop it now
There’s good ol’ Aunt Merrill
There in the back with her head down
She said you were all his friends so you’re all mine now
He weighed so much
Carried him all the way down
Said he didn’t have a friend in the world
But here we all are now
about
Songs and music about four people that have nothing to do with each other. Slight pointless historical fiction.
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